July 9, 2009
  • canadian coworker: i really like your tank top. where did you get it?
  • me: this place called Scissors and A Tshirt
  • canadian coworker: where's that?
  • me: no i mean i cut it this weekend
  • canadian coworker: oh how would i know you guys have weird names for stores in LA.
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the good news: my wish came true.  nappytabs choreogprahed a dance to “Halo” on last night’s SYTYCD

the bad news: it’s def not their best.

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“ The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanly sensitive. To him… a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and failure is death. Add to this cruelly delicate organism the overpowering necessity to create, create, create - - - so that without the creating of music or poetry or books or buildings or something of meaning, his very breath is cut off from him. He must create, must pour out creation. By some strange, unknown, inward urgency he is not really alive unless he is creating.

Pearl S. Buck

(though in my head i replaced all the “he’s” with “she’s” and “him’s” with “her’s”)

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July 8, 2009
this pic was just emailed to me from my mom with the subject “Hey, Sarah Palin”. i do not see the resemblence. i am, however, freaking out.  everyone was right.  my mom and i have the exact same expressions.  there you have it folks.  what i’ll look like in 28 years. UPDATE: I will never have acrylic nails.  I kinda wish my mom didn’t have them, but I think it’s a Florida mom thing.

this pic was just emailed to me from my mom with the subject “Hey, Sarah Palin”. i do not see the resemblence.

i am, however, freaking out.  everyone was right.  my mom and i have the exact same expressions.  there you have it folks.  what i’ll look like in 28 years.

UPDATE: I will never have acrylic nails.  I kinda wish my mom didn’t have them, but I think it’s a Florida mom thing.

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Watching this comedy special on On Demand. My first thought when the opening titles came on was, “Watching Margaret Cho picking at left over dinner in your gym clothes instead of finishing up writing your jokes is sooo the kind of thing you would do on a Wednesday night.”  It’s not even that I have habits or preferences anymore.  I’m just becoming this predictable parody/charicature of myself. The side of me that very few people know: as a second career I’d be totally down with being a sex “therapist” with her own talk show.  Margaret discussing getting a shot in her gspot and not being able to orgasm from sex reminded me of this fact.

Watching this comedy special on On Demand.

My first thought when the opening titles came on was, “Watching Margaret Cho picking at left over dinner in your gym clothes instead of finishing up writing your jokes is sooo the kind of thing you would do on a Wednesday night.”  It’s not even that I have habits or preferences anymore.  I’m just becoming this predictable parody/charicature of myself.

The side of me that very few people know: as a second career I’d be totally down with being a sex “therapist” with her own talk show.  Margaret discussing getting a shot in her gspot and not being able to orgasm from sex reminded me of this fact.

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MPJFB interviewed on TIME.com
yeah, i know right!
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either i shrunk this dress in the wash or i have gained a ton of weight since the last time i wore it because it's much shorter than i remember

either way i want to go home and change.  i am miserable.
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July 7, 2009
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. we used to make my dad read it twice.  once the “real” way and once the “funny” way where he would make up a different story to the pictures and use silly voices. (via)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

we used to make my dad read it twice.  once the “real” way and once the “funny” way where he would make up a different story to the pictures and use silly voices.

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dave, this one has some faint well placed claps.  orig. music video here.
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  • Janah: i'm telling you...i think we have the most normal family
  • me: hahaha that's sad
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