"You're the kind of girl...

Saw Precious last night with the ladies. I decided that Precious...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:27:43 -0800

Saw Precious last night with the ladies.

I decided that Precious is my new euphemism for fat. As in, “Do these jeans make me look Precious/Ugh I feel so Precious today?”

Galang - M.I.A

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:02:14 -0800

Galang - M.I.A

i’ve been told before that i look like jewish M.I.A, now...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:53:59 -0800

i’ve been told before that i look like jewish M.I.A, now i’m wondering if that was actually a compliment.

Day 4 Painting 4 inspired by this picture and my inability to...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:20:00 -0800

Day 4 Painting 4

inspired by this picture and my inability to draw this guy.

might put this one up for sale. if you think he should live in your home just email me and name your price and the bird is yours.

An Eluardian Instance - of Montreal I was a foreigner when you...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:52:19 -0800

An Eluardian Instance - of Montreal

I was a foreigner when you appeared
from the shadows at the Mono club
I was a hater in the depths of an emotional hibernation
You sat me down
We had some drinks
And you told me all kinds of insanity
I asked your friend if you were available
She answered, “No, but yes, oh, well, oh well yes and no.”

Now I’m viewing my memory reel in reverse
Scrolling back to come to feel your weather then

l love that last night on 30 Rock Jenna was wearing almost the...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:26:27 -0800

l love that last night on 30 Rock Jenna was wearing almost the exact same costume as the character Jane Krakowski played in Starlight Express (also almost 20 years ago).

“it’s for a series i’m doing on exposure in...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:31:42 -0800

“it’s for a series i’m doing on exposure in the workplace”

"Oh, that’s right. You’re a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I’ll..."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:18:00 -0800

“Oh, that’s right. You’re a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I’ll try again.”

- Dwight last night’s The Office.

Bring It On Home To Me - The Animals I love every rendition of...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:10:00 -0800

Bring It On Home To Me - The Animals

I love every rendition of this song.

getting to see Young @ Heart perform live was one of the high...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:56:16 -0800

getting to see Young @ Heart perform live was one of the high points of spring 08.

when i’m old i’m totally going to be the sassy broad in an elderly choir.

totally impressed myself by remembering the name of the dude who...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:47:00 -0800

totally impressed myself by remembering the name of the dude who directed flashdance with out using imdb. i knew all those years of watching E! True Hollywood Stories would pay off eventually.

joe eszterhas. his name is joe eszterhas.

Day 3 Painting 3 inspired by this Alice in Wonderland pic

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:39:08 -0800

Day 3 Painting 3

inspired by this Alice in Wonderland pic

SYTYCD - Ice Cream Paint Job - choreographed by Tabitha &...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:43:19 -0800

SYTYCD - Ice Cream Paint Job - choreographed by Tabitha & Napoleon (of course)

seriously, this is so hot it’s almost NSFW.

i gotta get me a jumpsuit like that.

I FUCKING FOUND IT! where? in a craft drawer that i never store...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:16:26 -0800

I FUCKING FOUND IT!

where? in a craft drawer that i never store it in. today’s golden you guys!

thanks brad for reassuring me last night that it would with out a doubt show up sooner or later and that it was still somewhere in the apartment. but i think exposing you to your first Modern Family episode was “thank you” enough.

guys, if i ever wake up trapped inside 30 year old Tom Hanks’ body this is how you’ll...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:02:10 -0800

guys, if i ever wake up trapped inside 30 year old Tom Hanks’ body this is how you’ll know it’s really me in there.

delbertshoopman:

The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster.

sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don’t let me go.

shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. shimmy, shimmy, rock.

shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. shimmy, shimmy, rock.

I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. she said, a triscuit - a biscuit.

ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top.

ooh, Shelly’s out, walking down the street, ten times a week.

I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit.

I’m cool. I’m hot.

sock me in the stomach three more times.

i think i finally found a way to use facebook that works with my...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:55:04 -0800

i think i finally found a way to use facebook that works with my life

cause i’m missing my east coast family and because i could...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:34:59 -0800

cause i’m missing my east coast family and because i could never understand why boyz 2 men were singing around a birthday cake in this music video.

(via caryrandolph)

Toe Jam - The BPA ft David Byrne (video made in september-ish of...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:20:56 -0800

Toe Jam - The BPA ft David Byrne (video made in september-ish of 2008)

i miss making music videos that are frustrating, a huge pain in the ass undertaking, and totally worth it. i can’t wait to do another one even bigger, better, and more fun than this.

GPOYW - Math Study Buddies Edition* May 2000 L - R: Dan...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:04:25 -0800

GPOYW - Math Study Buddies Edition*

May 2000 L - R: Dan Weinerman, Me, and my Muse.

Little did I know that the hours spent giggling in Joey’s upstairs den when we were supposed to be studying were the buddings of a lifelong love affair. Who knew that 6 years later we’d be giggling in the writer’s office of an ABC show? Dan did. Dan probably knew.

*yep just as lame at 18 as I am now

Day 2 Painting 2 Old Jews Telling Jokes fan art made by request.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:16:57 -0800

Day 2 Painting 2

Old Jews Telling Jokes fan art made by request.